I brought that bitch to the 50,000,001th century; bitches love the 50,000,001th century.
I hate my hometown. There are no gay or black people here; it’s terrible.
I had a dream I confessed my love to Barack Obama.
That awkward moment when you come home and your...
Is twin peaks good?
It’s fucking brilliant.
Think you know stuff about Harry Potter? WRONG. ... →
punsandpretensions: parttimehomo: shotofjen: oh-my-dead-god: I got 17/20 19/20 I forgot who showed Harry Tom Riddle’s diary first BOOM 20/20 baby. 20/20. As someone who’s taken a fair share of Harry Potter quizzes (#onthatnerdstatus), this one was not even challenging. 19/20 That was supposed to be hard? I only missed the one about how many copies of harry potter and the deathly...
On facebook, I looked to see if anyone I cared about had a birthday today (I forget birthdays :[ ) and it said it was Elizabeth Smith’s birthday (okay her last name isn’t Smith because I didn’t want use here real last name). And I was like, “who da fuck is Elizabeth Smith?” and clicked on the name. Apparently it was one of my good friends in grade-junior high school...
Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob...– Hugo Schwyzer (via feministpizza)
how to best beat monsters in Terraria.
jump around, panicking, swinging your lightsaber everywhere. Heh, works every time.
drunkhermione asked: So realAmy has been kidnapped by space villains (probably something to do with the Silence in the first episode, but maybe before then - very unclear) and is pregnant with GOD KNOWS whose baby, and the Amy that has been running around with the Doctor and Rory is a gangerAmy who is being fed her personality and memories by the realAmy trapped in some incubator space prison. So the Doctor melted...
Someone explain the ending to the new episode of Dr. Who to me. I don’t watch Dr. Who enough and I’m confused and scared. Leave me an ask or something.
Annette Shaw - Daddy, Won’t You Please Come...
When I read, I do it naked, because that is what pictures on tumblr taught me to do.
Who needs a girlfriend when I just got a green lightsaber in Terraria.
theunfound: G L O W B U G - The Shows We...