June 2011
I brought that bitch to the 50,000,001th century; bitches love the 50,000,001th century.
Jun 1st
I hate my hometown. There are no gay or black people here; it’s terrible. 
Jun 1st
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May 2011
I had a dream I confessed my love to Barack Obama.
May 31st
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That awkward moment when you come home and your...
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Is twin peaks good?
It’s fucking brilliant.
May 30th
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Think you know stuff about Harry Potter? WRONG. ... →
punsandpretensions: parttimehomo: shotofjen: oh-my-dead-god: I got 17/20 19/20 I forgot who showed Harry Tom Riddle’s diary first BOOM 20/20 baby. 20/20.  As someone who’s taken a fair share of Harry Potter quizzes (#onthatnerdstatus), this one was not even challenging. 19/20 That was supposed to be hard? I only missed the one about how many copies of harry potter and the deathly...
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woah.
On facebook, I looked to see if anyone I cared about had a birthday today (I forget birthdays :[ ) and it said it was Elizabeth Smith’s birthday (okay her last name isn’t Smith because I didn’t want use here real last name). And I was like, “who da fuck is Elizabeth Smith?” and clicked on the name. Apparently it was one of my good friends in grade-junior high school...
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“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob...”
– Hugo Schwyzer  (via feministpizza)
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how to best beat monsters in Terraria.
jump around, panicking, swinging your lightsaber everywhere. Heh, works every time.
May 29th
drunkhermione asked: So realAmy has been kidnapped by space villains (probably something to do with the Silence in the first episode, but maybe before then - very unclear) and is pregnant with GOD KNOWS whose baby, and the Amy that has been running around with the Doctor and Rory is a gangerAmy who is being fed her personality and memories by the realAmy trapped in some incubator space prison. So the Doctor melted...
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May 28th
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Someone explain the ending to the new episode of Dr. Who to me. I don’t watch Dr. Who enough and I’m confused and scared. Leave me an ask or something.
May 28th
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ListenAnnette Shaw - Daddy, Won’t You Please Come...
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May 27th
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When I read, I do it naked, because that is what pictures on tumblr taught me to do.
May 27th
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Who needs a girlfriend when I just got a green lightsaber in Terraria.
May 27th
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Listentheunfound: G L O W B U G - The Shows We...
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